Okay, my apologies if this post offends someone, but really, I almost spit my drink on the computer screen (a la Sister Rawson's
hilarious [but private--sorry to those who can't view it]
post) when I saw this:
TTC ticker.
Really?? I truly love and console with those who are trying to have a baby and have not yet been able to (and I apologize for any insensitivity--it is not intentional, though the rest is), but
honestly, isn't this inviting everyone just a touch too far inside "the fence" that most marriages are supposed to have?
Actually, scratch that. Since pretty much all of my friends currently live far from me, this is a fantastic way for me to maintain our strong relationship. Just make sure, when you
do have the baby, you exchange this ticker for the
breastfeeding one. That way, when you take down the lactation graph, I can send you an email berating you for not breastfeeding until the baby is at least 4 mo/6 mo/1 year/18 mo/3 years (okay, once again, no offense to anyone, but when I first saw that "I'm breastfeeding" ticker on a blog, I thought the writer had made it up because it is a
satirical blog. I fully endorse those who choose to breast feed [or not--this is a great example of a woman's right to say
mind your own business], but sticking something like that on your blog takes a personal relationship and makes it
Jon & Kate Plus 8-ified [and we all know how
that turned out] ).
And yes, that breastfed baby o' joy does say "booby baby." I couldn't come up with this stuff if I tried.
And the
cows in the background scene?!? Honestly?!?
That sure makes a woman who chooses to breastfeed feel like an intelligent human being.
[Author's note: apparently the breastfeeding ticker site likes to shake up the sample it shows on the link. But don't worry: if you
click "Next" and go to the third set of "scenes", you can see the cows. The happy-baby-that-could-only-be-a-booby-baby can be experienced when you
"choose a slider" ]
I'm done--for reals--I promise (though, did you notice how many links
I put up! I am so wonderfully connected and computer-savvy!).